Oinked

What is Oinked?


1.

To have a sexual encounter with a fat woman.

Jason got oinked last night.

See chubby chaser, lardy, feeder, obese, whale, hogfucker

2.

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hickrunning after me with a chainsaw...


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