What is Ointment?
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An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.
"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."
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2.
Substance applied for relief after receiving a
"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."
3.
The gayest word in the english language.
Rub me with some ointment.
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4.
what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore
Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment
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To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)
Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly
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When u get so turned off by sum1 ur penis actually turns up inside ur body.
Happens wen u c Bryony Hodgkinson..
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a smelly, big headed, cousin banger that may or may not go by the nickname "red"
did you hear about the latest red victim
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