Ointment

What is Ointment?


1.

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."

See elderly, old, senior citizen, grandpa, grandma

2.

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

3.

The gayest word in the english language.

Rub me with some ointment.

See Grime

4.

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad

Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

See Nick


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