What is Oj Simpson?
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He did it.
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Famous sports super-star and brilliant actor. Framed for murder by bigots in the LAPD just because he was black. He was later justly aquitted of all charges.
Started a precedence where other famous people got away with despicable acts, like Micheal Jackson and Robert Blake.
Also known as the "Juice".
Heck, if you could kill off your ex and someone who appeared to be her new lover and get away with it, wouldn't YOU do it?
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Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.
someone who kills people
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a guilty person that recieves little to no punishment because they have the financial means to retain a shyster lawyer skilled in the art of manipulation
"So did they take away your driver's license for your 12th DUI?"
"No. I pulled an OJ Simpson. I'm free to run over more handicap children with puppies this friday night."
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The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean
Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people
Person two: But the court said Not Guilty
Person one: Yeah, but he still did it
Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?
Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive
Person one: Oh, ok
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A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in
Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
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A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.
oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"
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