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During anal sex on a beach you shit in your hand, smear it on the face of your partner, push her face down into the sand pull it up and..
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When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.
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When a man has overly hairy shoulders.
"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulderswere..
