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Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
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a girl who is a dirty down there and cant refuse sex
narr you dutty sket i aint having it with you blud
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A parking space in such close proximity to your destination that you feel you should have paid to park there.
I can't believe we g..