Oklahoma Offramp

What is Oklahoma Offramp?


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a bare patch on the median or freeway right-of-way where people exit the freeway illegally; often is found exactly halfway between official roadway exits, and is used mostly during periods of high-volume, slow-speed traffic. drivers who resort to this technique are distinguished by their impatience, churlishness, and general disregard for public safety. periodically one will observe that users of the oklahoma offramp have become mired in soft ground following heavy rains and such.

"man, the oklahoma offramp up by legacy looks like it gets 350 cars a day... i think the state should just get with it and pave that damn thing. you know, they like to mess up these oklahoma offramps with decorative tree plantings..."

See oklahoma, jerk, driving


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