Ol' China Edit Meaning

1. A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fas..

1. The breed of children/teenagers of the mostly goth/emo/scene persuasion that hang around the grass at Urbis in Manchester. They dress s..

1. The stuff a woman wrings out of her drawers after a session of heavy petting. After swapping spit with Billy-Bob, I had so much kuze in..