Ol' Tuba Lips

What is Ol' Tuba Lips?


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The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?

Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.

Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

See chapstick, poop, hagrid, lips, kiss


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