Ol' Wopty

What is Ol' Wopty?

A tall tale/alibi for infidelity. Used by Kanye West in the song "Flashing Lights."

She in the mirror dancing so sleazy

I get a call like, “Where are you Yeezy?”

And try to hit you with the ol' wopty

Until I got flashed by the paparazzi

See bullshit, excuse, whopper, lie

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