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A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.
“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. ..
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A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.
Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
