What is Old?
1.
1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.
2) Outdated.
3) No longer funny.
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.
2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.
3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
2.
Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.
3.
On a message board, when someone (more than likely a
n00b : "Oh look,Landover Baptist ! This has gotta be the freakiest site on the net!"Admin : "OLD." *thread locked*
4.
that which is not
Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.
5.
Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.
The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!
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6.
Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.
"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me
"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"
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7.
Abbreviation for Old, Lying, and Delirious. Used to specify exactly what kind of elderly person one is dealing with.
Sarah: Why did Mr. Perkins say that he saw me kill a baby in Vietnam?
Annabelle: Don't blame him. He's just old.
Sarah: I'm only 22. I wasn't even born when the Vietnam War was going on!
Annabelle: He's not just old, he's OLD.
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