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The greatest person ever to exist he lives in Strathblane, Scotland.
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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When squatting down to do a poo outdoors. The poo is so L-O-N-G its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. ..