What is Old Cheese?
1.
Your mum. Not offensive.
Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.
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2.
Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.
My old cheese will
dust me if I go to the pub after work.
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3.
Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting
"What's happenin old cheese"
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