Old Cheese

What is Old Cheese?

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?

My old cheese.

See mum, mother, old lady

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dustme if I go to the pub after work.

See Diego

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

See Art Vandalay

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Golden Doorway

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I-phone, Bitch

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