Old Chinese Dude Edit Meaning

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a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.

Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.