Old Coot

What is Old Coot?


1.

Dirty old man whose whole life revolves around passing gas at work and growling uncontrollably at sumptous young women at the coffee shop.

"Has the King of Pain put in his retirement papers yet?"

"Not yet."

"The old coot is going to lose it all if he doesn't act quickly!"

See dirty old man, gasbag, splicer


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