Old Dave

What is Old Dave?

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

You Got Shot

1. To have been farted upon Ha Ha, you got shot...

Cuntasaurus Rex

1. When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone. Damn dude! I was gonna fuck..

Rectom-sectomy

1. An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus i..

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