Old Dick

What is Old Dick?


1.

wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it

the chick rides old dick

2.

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?

Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.

John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.


86

Random Words:

1. A car that has many dents - usually driven by an elderly person or a person with a drinking issue. Better not park too close to that de..
1. When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging..
1. 1. Yes (most common usage) 2. No 3. Damn4. Thank you 5. No thanks 6. General purpose adjective, noun, or verb of indeterminate meaning (..