What is Old Face?
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A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.
That bitch got old face.
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v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.
"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."
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