Old Faithful Edit Meaning

1.

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet

2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.

3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar

4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank

5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.

I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.

See bowl, volcano, shit, upper deck, toilet, brown

2.

Double Chin

Kelly, your old faithful is showing.

See double chin

3.

n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:

The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.

Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.

See dutch oven, gas, pollution, shart

4.

After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.

Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.

See sex, position, super, gross, kinky, cum, cummy, semen, lol

5.

A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.

Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.

Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.

Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.

See slooter, skank, whore, slut, girl

6.

The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.

The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.

See blow job, oral sex, donkey punch, hummer, cum

7.

After taking the girl's nose ring out, finish in her mouth after receiving oral, then tickle the young lady creating a geyser-like eruption out of the side of her nose, similar to Old Faithful.

Redface observed the magical beauty of the impressive spray that came out of Kelly's nose when he gave her an Old Faithful.

See old, faithful, oral, blow, job, hole