What is Old Fart?
1.
An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
2.
What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.
I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.
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3.
a old
1.old(duh)
2.a
Me: Stop being an old fart!!!
Old Fart: Sorry.
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4.
old yet full of gas
well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
5.
Mattdude's father.
The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.
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Random Words:
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With authority; superiority over others
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When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.
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Used to intensify an insult. Also can be used to add a sexual slant to any insult
1. SHUT UP! YOU AND YOUR MAMA!
2. Get a room! You a..