Old Fart

What is Old Fart?


1.

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

2.

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

See suprise, sbd

3.

a old fartis these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

See fart, bitch, old, dumbass, asshole

4.

old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas

well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

5.

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

See ice


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