Old Fart Mailer

What is Old Fart Mailer?

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

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