Old Folks

What is Old Folks?


1.

The cinematographical recording (or fictional depiction) of ancient acts of intercourse.

Before Hollywood and before the Hollywood-style.

"The OLD FOLKS are, indeed, at home," remarked the distinguished composer Stephen Foster, keenly focussing his new-fangled camera on the front lawn outside his mansion, where two of the older plantation employees were engaging in vigorous congress. "This is the true, authentic music of the SOUTHERN United States!"

His reverie was interrupted by a spontaneous eruption of laughter from the copulating couple.

"Go, shove it up ya SWANNEE, massah!" responded the smiling (recently-emancipated) Afro-Americans, presciently pelvis-thrusting in anticipation of the birth of Elvis.

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