Old Football Injury

What is Old Football Injury?

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.

Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.

See masturbation, injury, lie, old, euphamism

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