What is Old Hay Loft?
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This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.
My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.
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Random Words:
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A hambeast or buttergolem of the antipodean variety. This peculiar creature is thankfully incapable of reproduction as there are no beer..
