What is Old King Clancy?
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When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.
Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.
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2.
Popularized by How I Met Your Mother
Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.
Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy
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Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a
"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
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A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.
I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.
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A Canadian sex act involving a woman and The Frozen Shoeshoe, a famous Canadian wrestler, and Maple Syrup.
Made famous by How I Met Your Mother, where Robin reluctantly revealed she had done the Old King Clancy.
Robin and The Frozen Snowshoe actually did Old King Clancy. It was her idea.
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