Old Like The Condom In Your Wallet

What is Old Like The Condom In Your Wallet?

1.

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!

B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

See condom, wallet, expired

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