Old Man

What is Old Man?


1.

n, 1) Father.

2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.

her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight

See herbie

2.

your dad

Father

See matt

3.

someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.

I'm such an old man! I'm so old!

4.

johnathan torres

that johnathan torres is an old man

See old, fat, weird, johnathan, torres

5.

the highest title for your number one idol in superstardom

yo kevin tim duncan is my old man, so what sal, chauncey billups an the whole nuggets squad are my old men he is clutch

See old, men, timmy, j.r., carmelo

6.

ALTER MANN

badass Rammstein song

The water will be your mirror

If it is clear, you will see...

7.

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"

Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"


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