Old Man Leather

What is Old Man Leather?


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When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

See fake and bake, tmt, oompa loompa


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