What is Old Man Phil?
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Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.
Old man phil want to go to Wang's for lunch?
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A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
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