What is Old Man Ronk?
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A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
Random Words:
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The mother of all evil. - Final year dissertation.
Im only 1/10 the way through this bastard of a projectathon and feel like castrating..
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Unintentionally, awkwardly sneezing while eating out a smokin hot broad.
Jeff (while eating out Diana) : Ha-choo!
Diana: God bless you..
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an interesting word, which I am led to believe I made up, some days ago, which I find hilarious, and should be used as much as possible,..
