Old Man Ronk

What is Old Man Ronk?


1.

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"

EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"

EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"

EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"

EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"


52

Random Words:

1. An old UV bottle full of piss. Used to fool idiots who think there is such a thing as UV gold. "Oh shit, you gotta try this UV gol..
1. Inaal rabak is an Arabic expression means "the shoe of god", used in Hebrew to express disapointment or fury. Inaal rabak! I ..
1. going in under a muffin top, and scooping upward. much like a bean dip. you just got jelly digged! See bean dip, scoop..