Old Mans Swimsuit

What is Old Mans Swimsuit?

a condomor johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

The Blake

1. to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on..

Zombie Fetus

1. The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women. That zombie fetus grabbed my p..

Titernet

1. The internet as seen by a guy with some time alone. Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the titernet. See ti..

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