What is Old Man's Todger?
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A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
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A tampon that is made of cardboard and has a flat end.
"Why do all machines in public bathrooms have ouchie tampons?"..
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Currently the record for the longest human penis
" He's got a 14 inch dick! "
See dick, long, huge, record..