What is Old Man's Todger?
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A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
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One that lurks about to rob hen-roosts; also a listener at doors and windows, to hear private conversation.
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