What is Old Mother Hubbard?
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When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.
"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."
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The act of shooting one’s semen on a willing sex partner before actual coitus
I am just plain not going to go masterbate when I have a ..