Old Mother Hubbard

What is Old Mother Hubbard?


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When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

See hubbard, cupboard, doggy-style


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