What is Old Navy?
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A clothing store owned by the
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!
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A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.
Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.
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Company that makes SOME preppy clothes, but most (like fleeces) are very comfortable + normal. Clothes are cheap too.
Jim- Let's go to Old Navy and get some comfortable clothes!
Fred- OK, you go ahead. I'll stay here, 'cos guys should NEVER shop for clothes together. It's WRONG!!
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A store where anyone can find affordable and fashionable clothes. They aren't super-high quality but they are an ideal place to shop if you have kids who will be outgrowing their clothes. More tasteful than Walmart and Kmart, comparable in price to Target- although if you watch Old Navy's endless clearances, you can get all kinds of pants, shirts, sandals etc, for less than $5, often less than $3! ( Nice stuff, too, not just weird stuff they couldn't sell or extreme sizes.)
I work there and I don't have kids but I always come home with a bagful of clearance stuff for my nieces and nephews. Right now, we have at least three packed-full racks of women's summer clothing for 0.97 cents, from sizes xsmall through xxlarge. That's cheaper than any thrift store around here! I've got size six capri pants for $1.97. Now tell me, how is that preppy?
Maybe the clothes lack orignality- well, it's a damn chain store people, what do you expect? All you people out there who try to be noncomformists...do you think YOU are being original by not comforming? hahaha... do you not even see that not comforming is it's own trend?
poser1: Old Navy is where all the rich preps get their 6.99 thermal hoodies.
poser2:Yeah, let's go to Hot Topic and get a thermal hoodie there. They're $17 at Hot Topic, but at least we'll be supporting er... Hot Topic... in the... uh...mall.
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A clothing company that is owned by the GAP, which also owns Banana Republic. Like the GAP and Banana Republic, all of Old Navy's clothes are made in near sweatshops. Non Union factories in third world countries where workers work 14 hours a day and are not paid a living wage. Places where Old Navy clothes are made include Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, India, Phillipines, Lesotho and Pakistan
Support Child labour! Buy old navy clothes! In the end, what use is an education?
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Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough
Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
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Clothing company that makes the shittiest commercials/jingles ever in commercial/jingle history.
If you see an old navy commercial, turn the tv off, unplug it, and throw it out the window.
