What is Old Ned?
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penis - used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their anal passage used for the sexual gratification of the caller.
any knob jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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