What is Old Ned?
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penis - used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their anal passage used for the sexual gratification of the caller.
any knob jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?
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A variant of going for a shunt and a grunt. Arguably less obnoxious, but more of a toolish way of saying it.
Hey guys, Tom just said h..