What is Old Scorpion Cooch?
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Someone who, as everyone remembers, once had to shake out her panties because of scorpion danger.
Everyone remembers that one time Jess had to shake out her panties because of the scorpion, and that's why they call her Old Scorpion Cooch.
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A partner goes completely crazy over anything. Derived from the Heart song "Crazy on You"
So, your girl found your porn, then..