Old Speckled Hen

What is Old Speckled Hen?

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

See egg cream, facial

Shmiggle

1. To relax (usually at home) Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight? Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work. See relax, chill, chillax,..

Polishing The One Eyed Gopher

1. To masterbate while driving You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed goph..

Cogida

1. fuck in spanish you dumwad. Cogida my testicle fell off. See Peeboy..

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