Old Spice

What is Old Spice?


1.

(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.

Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.

See perfume, bowling, sleazy, high life

2.

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.

(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

See Kung-Fu Jesus


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