What is Old Thompson?
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A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.
Only for seasoned drinkers.
"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"
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