Olde

What is Olde?


1.

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

2.

Makes old things seem older or better

Instead of Bob's old junk use Ye olde junk shoppe or Squire bob's olde junk shoppe

See olde, shoppe, bob, squire, ye, old, language, old english

3.

Contemptous response of a grizzled internet veteran when a newbie presents something he thinks is fresh, but in reality is tired, worn and rotten.

Dude 1: Chicks dig the nose! OMG LOL

Dude 2: OLDE!

See madgrad

4.

Jopapa jokes

Dude1: Hey I'll bet you're diggin on that 3 year old! HAHA JOPAPA'D!

Dude2: Olde

Dude1: *dies*


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