Oldermenitis

What is Oldermenitis?


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An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

See over the hill


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