Olderness Edit Meaning

1. When a squirrels testicles swell to the size of a baseball and he sits on them like and ottoman...his name automatically becomes such. ..

1. Self-defense against a rapist. Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts. See ra..

1. Losing one's anal virginity. (ie, popping the anal cherry) She was walking slowly the next day after juicing the orange last night..