Older-than-jason

What is Older-than-jason?

1.

When it comes to being attracted to an individual who is significantly older than oneself. The attractive individual is born before the year 1979. Anyone who is born before the year 1979 is "ancient", anyone in 1979 is known as "Jason" and anyone after 1979 is just a baby. Jason is the benchmark age for dating older men, because dating anything older than him is just WRONG.

"Oh geeze, I met this guy today and he was really hot and we were TOTALLY flirting..."

"Oh really, how old was he?"

"3 Years older-than-Jason"

"Holy shit, that's old."

See old, jason, jay, 1979, decrepit

2.

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

See cunnilingus, old, 30, jason
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