Oldie Hawn

What is Oldie Hawn?


1.

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

See hag, frump, bag, biddy, battle axe, Eddy

2.

Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.

"Make the right dude, the light is green."

"Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."

See old people, humor, actress, elderly


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