Oldie Locks

What is Oldie Locks?


1.

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

See blackwood, old fart, gross, wrinkly, crib robber, sicko

2.

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

See blackwood, old fart, gross, wrinkly, crib robber

3.

An old person. Derived from the words "Goldie locks" and "old".

"Get the fuck off the road, oldie locks!"

See old, goldie locks, goldy locks, elderly


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