Oldie Locks

What is Oldie Locks?


1.

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

See blackwood, old fart, gross, wrinkly, crib robber, sicko

2.

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

See blackwood, old fart, gross, wrinkly, crib robber

3.

An old person. Derived from the words "Goldie locks" and "old".

"Get the fuck off the road, oldie locks!"

See old, goldie locks, goldy locks, elderly


23

Random Words:

1. The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake. Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
1. A variation of the word queef. Often used to insult someone. Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning. "..
1. Twitter people. Not to be confused with tweebs who tweet @foxymomma and @tweetvixen just posted naked photos from twitterberry. Them&ap..