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A band that doesn't actually exist. Used to derail masturbatory and pretentious conversations and articles about indie music. The b..
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Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. ..
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the wank you have prior to your big date,enabling you to last that little bit longer with your love interest
on their first night of ma..
