Olds Edit Meaning

1.

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

2.

The opposite of news. When news become old and the less intellectual call it old news, which is an oxymoron.

Similarly, old newspapers are called oldspapers.

Guy1: Dude, I just read about the WTC and 9/11.

Guy2: That's olds,man. Start reading the news more often.

See news, newspaper, 9/11

3.

'Olds' are your parents, 'old man' is your father. 'Olds' could probably be also used for your grandparents but would probably seem more disrespectful.

"Can we have the party at your house?"

"Nah."

"Why not?"

"Cos my olds won't be home that day so we won't have anyone to supervise us."

See old man, oldies, parents, parentals, ya mum

4.

parent, guardian, person who is a drag on fun

"lets ditch our olds at home and go to the mall!"

See parents, elderly, drag, lame

5.

A newspaper that is not up to date or from a previous date.

Man, I wanted to read the news not the olds

See newspaper, news, journalism, times

6.

a word that can be used to replace any other word.

-what the olds?

-thats an olds watch!

-have you met olds?

See older, oldest, cool, fun

7.

adj. old people

The olds can qualify for Social Security benefits.

See Bill Lee