What is Olivia Calvert?
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squeezed out of her mams vagina on the 28th of may 1992. lives in saltburn, single, good looking and up for a shag.
known to most as bicurious, but truthely shes a minge muncher ;)
likes spit roasts, and enjoys the female company when
"hi, im olivia calvert, wannnerrr shagggg?"
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