Olney Edit Meaning

1.

N: A place where the rich are richer and the poor are swept under the rug. The young drink easily available liquor from flasks kept in their Coach bags. The old ignore such behaviors as they toke up with the nieghbors.

Olney is such a fuckin dream world.

2.

a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is... nothing. sometimes referred to as "o-town" by the kids who think they're gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it's a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.

Girl in Olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?

Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?

Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.

Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!

Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?

See moco, maryland, sherwood, o-town

3.

A suburb of D.C. where you can find Potomac and Wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. A police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on Georgia and 108 and they don't call it Sherweed for nothing. We also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is Howard County.

What's north of Olney?

Nothing worth going to.

See moco, bethesda, potomac

4.

(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico

(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave

The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.

See home

5.

The most boring place within the united states. Its like being trapped in a cage with a lion that just wants to eat your face off. Every corner you turn you probably see a Sherwood High School kid smoking crack on the sidewalk. What is there to do? Nothing! The place is a tiny little hellhole that nobody likes! Once the movie theater was lost, people turned to Rio, even though its forever away! If your planning on moving here, DONT! You will turn into a trapped little birdie in a cage with a hungry lion wanting to eat you.

Person 1: Hey, what did you guys used to do in Olney?

Person 2: Well, we used to go to the movies.

Person 1: Oh cool, lets go!

Person 2: Well they took it down. *Blank face*

Person 1: Well, what the crap? What else is there to do?

Person 2: Hmm, I dont know, go jack crap from TJ Max and Shoppers?

Person 1: OKAY!

See boring, lame, hell, hatred, birdy

6.

A town with as many amenities as Howard County excluding Columbia.

Yo B lets get to Olney

7.

If you're not rich, you are trash along the side of the road. You are only cool if you go to Sherwood High School. Everyone has a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Porsche. Every girl is way hot too, and they really know how to work it.

Guy 1:Let's go drive in your BMW to the Starbucks next to Blockbuster in Olney.

Guy 2:Okay, lets pick up some hot chicks too