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ALPINE CHINOS: fashionable style of clothing favoured by upwardly mobilegentlemen in the SwissAlps.
"Hiram, ya stoopid oldcoot*!&..
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noun - having abstained from writing
I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!
See pengasm, writing, celibate..
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A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude...